Monday, September 04, 2006

Dancing at Maison

Why so many guys wan?

Yesterday, I went down to Maison with my girlfriend and a group of her friends. When I first stepped into the joint, I found it a bit strange that there were so many men standing around dressed in an assortment of tight singlets and tight pants.

Funnier still, a lot of these guys were pretty buff. You know, the usual muscular arms, broad backs, thick neck bla bla bla. The reason that is strange is because, as anyone who frequents the various night spots in Malaysia can attest to, Malaysian men generally aren't that fit. In fact, Malaysian men can usually be easily categorized into 3 categories:

a) Skinny
b) Fat
c) Skinny but with a perut buncit

Yes, there are some guys who are buff but they are so few in number that it would be a waste of time and space to allocate a category just for them.

So yeah, it's strange to see so many buff guys in one place at the same time.

At least, it was strange until my friend whispered in my ear..."It's gays night at Maison" it all makes sense.

So sad hor, that so many guys who are buff, can dress, have nice hair AND can dance without making a fool of themselves are gay. I can just about hear the cries of anguish from the women population in Malaysia.

No wonder our birth rate is dropping. Sad sad.


Anonymous chloe said...

exactly my sentiments. straight men can't dance! if they can, their either a) not good looking at all, or b) scrawny.

sadifying la.

8:11 PM  
Blogger disco-very said...

i hate my stage brows... shoulda washed it all off before heading down to the club. ah well, haha. thanks for uploading the pix! :D

2:41 PM  
Blogger F.O.N. said...

Haha! YEs... so they say... all the good guys are either gay or married.

Guess it would be real weird being in there eh? Ahem... did anyone tried to pick you up? Hahaha!

3:23 PM  
Blogger Bernard Yong said...

chloe: Hahah....ok lah, truth be told, there are some str8 men who can dance, but they generally dont have the hunky bodies to go along with it.

disco-very: stage brows? Ohhh...I thought those were your natural eye brows!

fon: looks dont attract gays. I wonder why...*boo hoo*

5:56 PM  
Anonymous t0othfairie said...

your eyes are small compared to anything okay!
go play blind man's buff with thread.

1:13 AM  
Blogger Bernard Yong said...

toothfairie: Aiyohh...that old joke again? *yawwnn*....hahahah.

8:34 AM  
Anonymous t0othfaire said...

Some things never change.

12:44 PM  

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