Who needs Friendster when you've got a pet dating site?

To all lonely souls out there, there is hope!

My office colleague recently launched this web-site and I thought I'd feature it in my blog because, well, how often do you come across a pet dating website?...hahah. Basically it works like this, if you're worried that your pet pooch will spend the rest of its life in a state of lonely-doggy misery, have no fear. With the use of this site, your canine will be able to network with bitches from all over the world in no time!

I think it's safe to say that your dog will be hooked. No longer will it have to resort to sniffing around the buttocks of a strange dog in order to find a mate. Thanks to the wonders of technology, doggy-style is literally just a mouse click away. So if you ever come back in the middle of the night and find your PC turned on, with drool stains all over the monitor and keyboard, you'll know who the culprit is.

PS: Lonely single humans who've had no luck with normal dating sites need not apply, you sick %^@$#%s.