Malaysian War-zone
Will wonders never cease
The ever so wise foreigners who run international insurance companies have decided to classify our very own Melaka Straits as a war-zone. By doing so, they will be able to demand higher insurance premiums for ships which trawl the straits.
(above: Yup, it's a War Zone)
Laugh if you must. Call those ang mohs silly if you have to. Me on the other hand, I agree with them totally! C'monnn, any Malaysian who has ever visited Port Dickson can surely attest to have seen the following disturbing, war-zone like sights.
(1) War-zone-like picture, exhibit 1: Freedom fighter holding bomb
The individual in the photo below has been identified as a class-A war criminal, and just look at what he (or is it a she?...hmmm) is holding in his/her hand! It's a weapon of war! Somebody notify the bomb squad!
(2) War-zone-like picture, exhibit 2: Highly trained SEAL troops spotted
This group of hardy, well-trained, and war-like SEALs were spotted along the straits. The baby is allegedly their squad leader. Cunning.
(3) War-zone-like picture, exhibit 3: Genetically modified, mutant soldiers
This guy is obviously a genetically modified soldier. Look, he has gills beneath his nipples.
(4) War-zone-like picture, exhibit 4: Torture devices
Here, a spyshot was taken of a POW being cruely strapped to an electric chair.
(5) War-zone-like picture, exhibit 5: Mass rioting
Those are...ermm...smiles of anger and frustration.
See? I told you so
Having seen all the incriminating and disturbing evidence, the only conclusion that we can come up with is that the Straits of Melaka is full of war-like activities and blood-thirsty beasts. We should all thank the foreigners for correctly pointing out to us that a war-zone exists in our very own backyards.
So to all Malaysians who have never experienced what war is like, let me know and I'll try to organize a trip down to PD.
The ever so wise foreigners who run international insurance companies have decided to classify our very own Melaka Straits as a war-zone. By doing so, they will be able to demand higher insurance premiums for ships which trawl the straits.
(above: Yup, it's a War Zone)
Laugh if you must. Call those ang mohs silly if you have to. Me on the other hand, I agree with them totally! C'monnn, any Malaysian who has ever visited Port Dickson can surely attest to have seen the following disturbing, war-zone like sights.
(1) War-zone-like picture, exhibit 1: Freedom fighter holding bomb
The individual in the photo below has been identified as a class-A war criminal, and just look at what he (or is it a she?...hmmm) is holding in his/her hand! It's a weapon of war! Somebody notify the bomb squad!
(2) War-zone-like picture, exhibit 2: Highly trained SEAL troops spotted
This group of hardy, well-trained, and war-like SEALs were spotted along the straits. The baby is allegedly their squad leader. Cunning.
(3) War-zone-like picture, exhibit 3: Genetically modified, mutant soldiers
This guy is obviously a genetically modified soldier. Look, he has gills beneath his nipples.
(4) War-zone-like picture, exhibit 4: Torture devices
Here, a spyshot was taken of a POW being cruely strapped to an electric chair.
(5) War-zone-like picture, exhibit 5: Mass rioting
Those are...ermm...smiles of anger and frustration.
See? I told you so
Having seen all the incriminating and disturbing evidence, the only conclusion that we can come up with is that the Straits of Melaka is full of war-like activities and blood-thirsty beasts. We should all thank the foreigners for correctly pointing out to us that a war-zone exists in our very own backyards.
So to all Malaysians who have never experienced what war is like, let me know and I'll try to organize a trip down to PD.
Labels: Nation/Politics
posted by Bernard Yong at 8:50 AM
10 Comments:
i thinks its mode due to the pirates that attack the ships that cross our seas right? :P
True true, let me check the stats. Hmm...in the last 6 months, we've had a grand total of 1 pirate attack! One!! That's wayy too many! It's a war-zone!!
Anyway, I think that a high rate of crime does not, a war-zone make. If that were the case, New York city will be considered a war zone too. Hmm ... and so will Johor, but I digress.
yeah, war zone is alittle too drama for 1 pirate attack in 6 months :)
i just thought of something stupid...pirates of the coffeebean.
Yea, starring Johnny Yip, Orlando Boon and Keirah-najib Lee.
Anyone for Pirates of the Caribou?
*Arrrr...the sight of ye plunderin caribou is enough to warm ye cockles matey, arrrr!*
Bah... them ang mohs have brains the sive of a pea. Though your pictures would paint a more serious problem at hand, they would probably recategorised the area as "No Mans Land" NO INSURANCE COVERAGE. Hehehe!
well..I was there when war criminal (1) was carrying "his" weapon of war. He's actually a pacifist. He's my son. and I realized that even more when we watched "The March of the Emperor Penguin" together! :-)
sivin kit : hahah....I hope u don't mind me borrowing your son's picture in my post yeah. He's adorable man!
gee. that is a very old photo. i bet my friends will be very embarrased looking @ the photo :D
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