Push My Buttons?

So clueless

Something funny happened last night while I was at Velvet with a group of friends. The place was packed, which was pretty usual for a Saturday night, and we were just hanging around our table, dancing to the music and trying not to trod on the toes of the people endlessly streaming in and out.

There was a group of girls in front of me, and suddenly one of them turned around to face me and began running her fingers up and down the front of my shirt. To be more exact, she was sort of playing with the buttons on my shirt. What the??! She invited me to dance with her, but by then I was on the verge of bursting out in laughter. I mean c'mon...buttons?? Aijojoh, this girl needs help.

After having clubbed for some time, you'd probably think that you've heard every pick-up line, or seen every 'approach' in the book. However, just when you thought you've seen it all, trust that there will be someone out there who still manages to surprise you with their odd-ball behavior.

Buttons...*guffaw*