Little Wannabe Girls

Goodness Gracious Me

I've never heard of this supposed clique of small girlies called 'Stellar' before (I doubt you have either, unless you make a living by browsing through every single Friendster profile there is), but I came across it while reading kennysia.com this morning. In all my 25 years of life, I've never come across anything so absolutely inspiring, hilarious and yet sad.


(above: Ma look at me! I'm a wannabe!)

Inspiring because it reconfirms my belief that no matter how old you live to be, life never fails to amaze you with its collection of loony human beings.

Hilarious because 'people who speaking broken England while wanted to being cool' never fails to tickle my funny-bone.

And sad because, well, these girls are Malaysians for crying out loud! What a shame, to know that there are Malaysians amongst us who are capable of such LOA (Lack of Attention) behavior.


(above: Somebody save that poor lil dog from the hideous beast behind it!)

You have no idea what I'm talking about right?

Alright, lemme explain. The *cough cough* 'Stellars' clique consists of a group of girls who probably spent too much time glossing their nails while reading Sweet Valley Twins. As we all know, excessive inhalation of fumes from nail-polish can do weird things to a person's brain.

It was in this state of nail-polish-induced nirvana that the girls probably realised, "Hey, we have no life. Let's make that known to everyone by starting our very own exclusive clique and calling it ....hmmm gosh....Stellar perhaps?"


(above: The girl in the pink dress deserves to be shot. Somebody please loan her a copy of CLEO!!)

Elated, they proceeded to high-five one another while dancing around their room in their PJs while chanting "STELLAR STELLAR, DIRTY FELLAR!". These girls were probably ecstatic, and for good reason. Their normal mundane lives were soon to be transformed into one which is filled with ah lian pink clothing, gaudy make-up, self-taken self-portraits and fine dining at *gasp* Restoran Nasi Kandar Penang!

Ahhh, life was looking good indeed for our abovementioned young girls.


(above: Call the fashion police! A gruesome crime against all that is pure and colour-coordinated is taking place!)

Truth is stranger than fiction

You don't believe me?? I am serious! Such people truly exist! Check out this particular Stellar member's profile if you want proof (there were some other profiles listed on kennysia.com but their poor grasp of English and blinding pink-themes made reading them painful to the eye).


(above: Ouch, my eyes my eyes!!)

I only read this profile coz the others were pretty boring. But from what I gather, these girls frequently gathered together to:

- Dress up in their maid's clothing
- Apply buncho poster paint on their face
- Take pictures of themselves...
- and more pictures of themselves...
- and more pictures...*yawn*

Here are some quotes from this particular girl's profile:

I'm a fashion fanatic. Fashion is my passion and shopping is my talent. I fancy high fashion and designer labels such as Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Fendi, Prada, Chanel, Christian Dior & etc. I shop till I drop for clothes, shoes, bags, watches, cosmetics, accessories, jewelries/bling blings like diamonds, gold, pearls, crystals & etc. A classy chick and glamorous girl I am indeed.

That's exactly what she said about herself, quite hard to believe eh? I promise I didn't edit a single word, it's all fer real yo! Wait, it gets better. These girls seemed to notice all the attention their clique was getting and responded by posting comments such as the one below on each other's Friendster profile.

Look at me, look at us! I'm trying to show a point that we are REAL girls who are not afraid to show people the REAL us. Hey, believe it or not, we are being ourselves. Didn't know that this will intimidate others and brings out their jealousy.

We live in our Stellar dreams and nobody can ever turn it into a nightmare. We will support and stand up for our sisters no mater what.*Mwah* Love ya, PP.

Fame is a gift that comes with a very high price. Noone would buy themselves gifts as such, for unlike us, they would never be able to afford it. Paying the price of success, fame and glory has become such a norm to us, it's like grabbing lunch! Wanna grab lunch tomorrow? An expensive one of course. LOL.

Urrggghhhhhh....my head is spinning after having read all these 'intellectual' comments.


Oh Dah-Linggggg *Muaks Muaks*

The really sad thing about these girls is this, they truly believe that everyone is envious of them. They think all the attention they are getting is from people who want to be like them. I don't know about you, but I find that a wee bit......sad.

It must be tough going through life being so obsessed about what people think of you, being so caught up in living the supposedly 'high life', idolizing people like Paris Hilton; and thinking that everyone aspires to be like you whereas in reality everyone is just pointing and laughing.

Their character reminds me of the Emperor in the story "The Emperor's New Clothes". In that story, the Emperor got conned into walking down the streets of his kingdom stark naked, thinking all the while that he had on some new, expensive clothes. As everyone pointed, stared and laughed, the Emperor grew even prouder, thinking that everyone was staring because they were jealous whereas in actual fact, they were just laughing and mocking him.

It's the same with these few girls. They may delude themselves into thinking that everyone is just jealous of them, heck they may even think that they are becoming 'famous'! I just hope that one day (hopefully soon), they will see what everyone else sees and stop doing this to themselves. I mean, they are pretty normal looking and I am sure they can look decent if they didn't insist on putting on such gaudy clothes. Surely they don't have to resort to such strange ways just to attract attention.

Having said that, the girls did state in one of their profiles that a lot of people post stuff about them in their blogs hoping to get more readers. Well, the number of new visitors to my blog has dwindled a bit lately. Hopefully by posting up pictures of strange looking little girls, I'll be able to attract more hits eh, hahahah.


(above: The wind-blown look gone horribly wrong)